BrokenSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyShonCity – Where blocks meet laughs! Join now for an epic adventure in ‘/shon/’

Adventure, asmr, blocks, board rules, Clips, CraftyShonCity, Epic, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Join, laughs, Loli, Meet, Menhera, Nise Menhera, Otis, Previous thread, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, Schizo, shitposters, shon, twitch, twitter, VOD

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet – Fallenshadow! Join us for insane adventures and the mystery of her disappearing husband. Will you be the one to solve the case?

Explore the world of Fallenshadow and her husbands on our server, where you can also find links to her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, and even a Ribbon Cage video (whatever that is). Watch out for the Menhera Twitter accounts – they may be dead, but their tweets live on in infamy.

Don’t forget to check out our schedule for upcoming events and remember to follow the global and board rules. And if you encounter any shitposters, just ignore, report, and hide them – it’s like magic!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the disappearing husband mystery is the community itself. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6118	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The Floating Island SMP

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

SEASON 2!

Weekly votes for server content (plugins, datapacks, etc) and monthly events and competitions with wonderful prizes!

We are just trying to have some fun! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Project Eden VS Hypixel

advanced chat system, BUILD, Community Events, Creative, Discord, Economy, Friendly staff, Friends, Fun, Helpful Staff, holiday specials, in-depth wiki, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, minigame nights, multiplayer, player respect, player-driven economy, Relax, Skyblock, Survival, Trivia, Unique Plugins, Vanilla

Hypixel	Project Eden
Large player base	Focused on creating a community feel
Wide variety of minigames	Weekly minigame nights
Hosts popular events and tournaments	Organizes trivia and holiday specials
Advanced chat system	Player-driven economy
Well-established and reputable server	Fresh worlds and helpful staff

**FAQ:**

1. **Which server has a larger player base?** Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Project Eden.

2. **Which server focuses on creating a community feel?** Project Eden is focused on creating a community feel for its players.

3. **Which server hosts more events and specials?** Hypixel hosts popular events and tournaments, while Project Eden organizes trivia and holiday specials.

4. **Which server offers unique features like mcMMO and a player-driven economy?** Project Eden offers unique features like an in-depth wiki, mcMMO, and a player-driven economy.

5. **Which server has a more established reputation in the Minecraft community?** Hypixel is a well-established and reputable server in the Minecraft community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WomanPowerCraft: Where levels are determined by blocks mined, not heels worn. Join now for a virtual power trip!

achievement, blocks, Confidence, determination, determined, empowerment, empowerment journey, equality, feminism, gender, heels, Inspirational, Join, leadership, Levels, Measurement, Mined, motivation, power, power level, progress, resilience, Self Discovery, self worth, strength, success, trip, virtual, WOMAN, WomanPowerCraft, Worn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the power level is rated on the usual factors like mining skills and building prowess? Well, look no further because on our server, the power level of a woman is determined by the number of diamond helmets she can wear at once! That’s right, forget about diamonds in general, it’s all about the helmets, baby!

Join us on this wacky server where the most powerful players are the ones with the most blinged-out heads. You’ll see women stacking helmets on helmets, creating towering structures of shiny goodness that strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. With each helmet added, their power level increases, making them unstoppable forces of nature in the Minecraft world.

So come on in and start stacking those helmets! Who knew that fashion accessories could be the key to dominating a Minecraft server? Join us now and witness the epic battles and fierce competition as players strive to become the ultimate diamond-headed warriors. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SandNinjas Paradise MC

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Are you tired of always losing in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on this server, JEWS WON AGAIN!!! That’s right, our players are so skilled and strategic, they always come out on top. Join us for epic battles, mind-blowing builds, and non-stop fun. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next to claim victory in this wild and wacky world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of knowing that JEWS WON AGAIN!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BlockCrafters: Where Pixels Party and Creepers Get Down! #MinecraftMadness

Blockcrafters, Characters, CREEPERS, discussion, Dungeons, Expansions, fan community, FANTASY, fpbp, Gaming, Lore, MinecraftMadness, mmorpg, online gaming, Party, pixels, Quests, Raids, role playing, strategy, Talk, video games, World of Warcraft, wow, wowg

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a hilarious adventure filled with explosive sheep, ninja chickens, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move.

Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.

But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ores Mined:	7107	Dimension Hops:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ATM9 Solara MC: Where even the creepers are taking out lines of credit!

15K, Atm9, Credit, CREEPERS, Discord, Join, lines, location, mc, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Northern Europe, ONLINE, OWNER, Players, Progression, Public, Re-opened, Resets, Save File, Server, Solara, world border

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ATM9 Server
Players	4-14 players (average)
Discord	Join Discord
Owner	Currently the owner is newly re-opened by a different owner
Host Location	Northern Europe
World Border	15K
Resets	No Resets
Connection	MC to Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there any progression lost during the server closure?

A: No, the server is re-opened with the same save file and no progression is lost.

Q: How many players usually play on the server?

A: The server averages between 4-14 players.

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, the server is online and public, so you are welcome to join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

GymCraft: Pumped up for 4-5 Years Minecraft Server

body image, Bodybuilding, cute, effeminate, FAGGOT, Femininity, FITNESS, Gender Identity, Girly, gymcraft, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, muscle mass, pumped, Self-expression, Server, small hands, small jaw, transformation, trap, troons, twink, working out, Years

Are you tired of looking like a beefed-up bodybuilder in Minecraft? Do you dream of twinking and trapping your way to cuteness? Then look no further, because our server is perfect for you! Join us and transform into the most effeminate faggot in the blocky world.

Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to twink/trap maxx glory! Who knew Minecraft could be this fabulous?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SloMine VS Hypixel

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fun, SloMine, Slovenian server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla

Hypixel	SloMine
Pros:	Pros:
– Large player base	– Slovenian server
– Wide variety of minigames	– Focus on survival gameplay
– Regular updates	– Monthly updates
Cons:	Cons:
– Can be overcrowded	– Smaller player base
– Some games may have long wait times	– Limited minigames

FAQ

Hypixel FAQ	SloMine FAQ
Q: How often are updates released?	Q: How frequently are updates made to the server?
A: Updates are released regularly, sometimes weekly.	A: Updates are made monthly on SloMine.
Q: What is the player base like on Hypixel?	Q: How large is the player base on SloMine?
A: Hypixel has a large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	A: SloMine has a smaller player base compared to larger servers like Hypixel.
Q: What types of games are available on Hypixel?	Q: What is the focus of gameplay on SloMine?
A: Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy.	A: SloMine focuses on survival gameplay for its players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SlayinMC: Where Mary-Sues are Executed Flawlessly! Join the Trendy Fun Today!

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Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers filled with bland, cookie-cutter characters? Look no further because on our server, we have a whole army of Mary-Sues that are so well executed, they make Shakespeare jealous! From perfect hair to flawless combat skills, our Mary-Sues will make you question why you ever played on another server. Join us and bask in the glory of unrealistic perfection! Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a magical unicorn in disguise, granting wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance battle. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our Mary-Sue mania!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MemeCraft Central: Where ‘reaction images’ come to life! LOLz, Poggers, and POGChamps welcome 🤣🎮 #minecraft #server #memes

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring anything new to the table? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, battle evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers have started dancing the Macarena instead of exploding!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret club where players can transform into unicorns and shoot laser beams out of their horns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a superhero!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in the world of Minecraft! Don’t forget to post your best reaction images to capture the insanity of our server – trust us, you’ll want to remember these moments forever!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraftia: The Latinx Saga

culture, discrimination, Diversity, equality, fear, Identity, immigration, injustice, Latinx, Marginalized, Minecraftia, Minority, misunderstanding, Oppression, prejudice, racism, Saga, Social Issues, society, stereotype, Xenophobia

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we ask the age-old question: Why do they fear the latinx? Is it because they are secretly Minecraft wizards who can summon diamond blocks with a flick of their wrist? Or perhaps they are just too good at PvP and leave their enemies shaking in their pixelated boots.

Join us as we embark on ridiculous quests, build outrageous structures, and uncover the truth behind the mystery of the latinx. Rumor has it that they have a secret lair filled with enchanted armor and weapons that could tip the balance of power in the Minecraft world.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to face the latinx and conquer the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Don’t be afraid, embrace the madness and let’s uncover the truth together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Woompy’s SMP – a whitelisted vanilla SMP

1.20.4, apply, Community, Coreprotect, Custom World Generation, Discord, EST timezones, Events, GSit, java, limited border, Minigames, minimal plugins, playing together, rules, server restrictions, smp, Survival, TerraformGenerator, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

We are a whitelisted, vanilla server on java 1.20.4 with minimal plugins, instead with a focus on community and playing together. We launched recently on April 9!

FEATURING:NO teleportation, No land-claiming, Whitelist: to weed out the bad actors.Events: we do community events and minigames!Limited border: currently we have a 3500×3500 world border, to be expanded as the server grows.

LIST OF PLUGINS:TerraformGenerator: custom world generation – this is the only significant non-vanilla pluginGSit: sit on stairsCoreProtect: block and container logging to catch griefers and thieves

Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; so far we’ve settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. We won’t judge you for any playstyle though – we hope to be as inclusive as we can be 🙂

We welcome players from all origins, but do note that the server will revolve around EST timezones (e.g. other timezone mornings).

Ready to apply? Make sure you READ THE RULES on ⁠read-me . Once done, head over to ⁠apply-here and submit your application!

INTERESTED? Apply here → https://discord.gg/kN3N8QVe4Hhttps://discord.gg/Xt5Qc4fEA2

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HypeCraft: It’s LIT!

digital drama, financial domination, full of her, happening now, HypeCraft, influencer scandal, internet culture, internet personality, It’s happening, lit, main paypigs, Online Community, online controversy, online fandom, online gossip, online harassment, online social dynamics, Replies, social media drama, social media influencers, Twitter Drama, viral content

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, dive into a pool of diamond blocks, or build a castle made entirely of cheese! Our server is also home to a community of hilarious and friendly players, with replies full of her main paypigs too.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, battle bizarre monsters, and make friends with talking llamas. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	869	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Putting the ‘odd’ in Cogs, Crops and Combat! An oddly fun server for adults with java v1.20.1

Adults, Adventurer, Automation, building, Cogs, Combat, Community Projects, Create addons, crops, data packs, decoration, Exploration, factory designer, Farming, Fun, generated structures, java, Modded, nostalgic, odd, oddly, Putting, rail line, RPG, Server, shopping district, smp, traveler’s backpack, v1.20.1, Vanilla, weapons

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cogs, Crops, and Combat
Modded Experience	Lightly-modded SMP
Primary Mod	Create mod (Cogs)
Supporting Mods	Farmers Delight (Crops), RPG weapons mods (Combat), Create addons, additional generated structures, Traveler’s Backpack mod, decoration mod
Gameplay Features	Automation, farming, exploration, combat, building
Community Projects	Building a rail line to shopping district, community events
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/7ETs6BBCnf

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a friendly and safe community environment.
What are the server rules?	Our server rules include no griefing, respect all players, and follow the community guidelines.
Are there any banned items or mods?	We have a list of banned items to maintain server balance and prevent exploits.
How often are community events held?	We aim to have regular community events, such as building competitions, minigames, and group challenges.
Can players suggest new mods or plugins for the server?	Yes, we welcome player suggestions for mods or plugins that enhance the gameplay experience for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6