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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1686 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!
Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!
