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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 439 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 373 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Join our server and escape the clout-chasing relatives who think winning the lottery means you’re their personal ATM. Build a fortress to keep out the beggars and choosers who only show up when they smell money.
Don’t worry about losing your privacy or dealing with ungrateful family members, because on this server, the only drama is deciding which color of wool to use for your pixel art masterpiece.
So come on over and join us, where the only financial emergencies are when you accidentally spend all your diamonds on a fancy new pickaxe. Let’s block out the haters and craft some epic adventures together!