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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 9109 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join our server and escape the clout-chasing relatives who think winning the lottery means you’re their personal ATM. Build a fortress to keep out the beggars and choosers who only show up when they smell money.
Don’t worry about losing your privacy or dealing with ungrateful family members, because on this server, the only drama is deciding which color of wool to use for your pixel art masterpiece.
So come on over and join us, where the only financial emergencies are when you accidentally spend all your diamonds on a fancy new pickaxe. Let’s block out the haters and craft some epic adventures together!