BroBroKidsNoGoZone | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCraftVirusFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more action than a marburg virus outbreak in germany! we got players hospitalised left and right from all the fun and excitement. join us for a wild ride full of craziness and chaos. who needs a hospital when you can just respawn in our server? come on in and catch the virus of fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PsychoCraft: Migration Madness

adolescence, black people, cultural factors, immigrant communities, immigrant health, madness, mental health disparities, mental health interventions, mental health provision, mental health research., mental health services, mental illness, Migration, minority populations, north African people, psychiatric disorders, PsychoCraft, psychosis prevention, psychosis risk, risk factors, social determinants of health, study

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u start seein creepers everywhere? well, dis server is da cure for dat! we got da best mental health provision in all of minecraft land! join us and say goodbye to all dem creepers in yo head! plus, if u black or north African, u got even higher risk of psychosis so u definitely need to join dis server ASAP! we got da experts who know how to keep dem creepers away and make sure u have da best time ever in minecraft! come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	9992
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7936	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	3805
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Love Letters Sent:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

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so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	26020
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Once Again Minecraft Server

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🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	6177
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MommaCare Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magic Items Found:	3947	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TipTopTressTrimz

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ores Mined:	2443
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	New Chunks Explored:	105491

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1