Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 37

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ores Mined: 2400

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 74
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Enchantments Applied: 102
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 310 Emeralds Found: 5633
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Mines Excavated: 4542
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Ores Mined: 2234
    Star Shards Collected: 259 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 30 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Animals Bred: 62 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PixelPatriotsVSCommies

    PixelPatriotsVSCommies
    so, like, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got the most epic cyber criminals helpin us out, like, they’re total pros at targetin the US and allies, just ask Microsoft, they know what’s up. u wanna be part of the action, right? come on, join us and let’s take over the world together, one block at a time! #cybercriminalsftw #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Secret Hideout Minecraft Server

    Secret Hideout Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where you can team up with King Pig and his army of minions to take over the world!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a far, distant island where the influent and rich reside. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even try to rescue the kidnapped children that King Pig has taken for his own nefarious purposes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret behind King Pig’s big nose!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Animals Bred: 131
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys

    Brazilian Minecraft SMP Boys
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can find Brazilian boys to team up with? Look no further! Our server is filled with the most charming and talented Brazilian players you’ll ever meet. From building epic structures to dominating in PvP battles, these boys will have you laughing and having a blast every step of the way.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the legendary Brazilian boy band, “Block Breakers”, perform their hit single, “Creeper, Oh Man!” live in-game. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime experience.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where the Brazilian boys have hidden all the rarest loot and treasures. Will you be able to find it and claim your share of the riches?

    So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride with the Brazilian boys. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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