Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Magic Items Found: 1330
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Zombie Dances: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Farms Harvested: 137 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Runes Activated: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 388 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 2048
    Chimeras Created: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Towns Built: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Green Acres Minecraft Server

    Green Acres Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

    And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

    Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

    Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

    So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ExWifeExileCraft

    ExWifeExileCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

    Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Endless Night Skies: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

    BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

    But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Magic Items Found: 2122

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Mines Excavated: 4118 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • RLfactions

    RLfactions

    RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

    This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 910 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • QuoteMC

    QuoteMC

    Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Alien Abductions: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

    Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

    Description We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    Discord Link https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the realm of Etheria? You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
    What activities are available in the realm? We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
    How many members are currently in the realm? We currently have around 17 members.
    Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm? Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
    Is PvP allowed in the realm? Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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