Yo, wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? We got internet speeds so fast, you’ll gain weight just by logging on! According to a totally real study in Australia, our server is so lit that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. Plus, our players are all jacked and ready to take on any challenge. So come on down and get ready to level up your BMI while having a blast in our virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 185
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ores Mined: 2468
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Void Armor Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 214 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Alien Animal Autopsy Land

    Alien Animal Autopsy Land
    Yo, ever wondered what it would be like to explore alien planets and dissect weird alien animals? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can hunt down intergalactic creatures and see what makes them tick. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a new species that poops diamonds or shoots lasers out of its eyes! So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the sky’s the limit…literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 34 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Weight Loss Haven

    Blocky Weight Loss Haven
    LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER?! WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT ANTI-OBESITY DRUGS IN DA GAME! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! TAKE SOME GLP-1 AND U CAN JUMP HIGHER, RUN FASTER, AND EVEN FLY LIKE A FREAKIN’ SUPERHERO! PLUS, IT LINKED TO A 33% LOWER RISK OF SUICIDAL THOUGHTS! SO U CAN PLAY MINECRAFT AND BE HAPPY AT DA SAME TIME! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE DA WACKIEST ADVENTURES EVER! 🤪🎮🚀 #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • /BlockBros – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBros – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing skeletons appear, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot! Or how about encountering a secret underground village filled with talking cows who offer you enchanted armor in exchange for your best dance moves?

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with new content, like a rainbow-themed dimension where you can ride on unicorns and battle evil leprechauns for pots of gold. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring Xilonen, Chiori, Collei, Candace, and Dori – each with their own unique abilities and backstories!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what wacky adventures await you next?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • United States of Minecraft SMP

    United States of Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we rate flags of US states and territories because why not?! Join us and witness the epic battles between the Ohio flag and the Texas flag as they duke it out for the top spot. But watch out for Puerto Rico and Utah, they may seem innocent but they pack a punch when it comes to flag ratings. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s see which flag reigns supreme in our crazy world of Minecraft flag ratings!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 52

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BananaBlock Minecraft Server

    BananaBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of wasted bananas! Join us for a banana-free experience filled with endless snack options and no guilt over uneaten fruit.

    Our server offers a variety of activities, from building epic structures to battling mobs in the depths of the mines. And don’t worry, there are no bananas in sight to go to waste!

    Join us and be part of a community that values snack options and understands the importance of not letting food go bad. Who needs bananas when you have a whole world of Minecraft adventures waiting for you? Join now and say goodbye to banana guilt forever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 62
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown

    Mom’s Ashes: Stepdad Showdown
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of cease and desist orders, lawsuits, and buried remains!

    Experience the thrill of fighting for your loved one’s final wishes against a family who’s more secretive than a hidden treasure chest in Minecraft. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who puts someone in an early grave? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free urn with a mysterious backstory, just like the one in this crazy family saga. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FearFactorSMP

    FearFactorSMP
    Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, creepers have been trained to only explode in designated areas! Join us for a chance to witness the most disciplined creepers in the Minecraft world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their poultry revolution?

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that can only be found by solving a series of riddles left behind by a mysterious player known only as “The Prankster.” Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and claim your riches?

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look innocent, but they’re always up to something cluckin’ crazy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Runes Activated: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MineCraftyDisasters

    MineCraftyDisasters
    Have you ever had a day so bad that you wished you could just respawn and start over? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking llamas. Trust us, the worst day of your life will pale in comparison to the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mines Excavated: 4066
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!

    CloudyCraft: Shape, Rain, Shade, Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta come to our server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little somethin’ somethin’ about why you should join:

    First off, we got clouds that are straight up shapeshifters! They’ll be changing shapes like nobody’s business, keeping you on your toes and making your world feel alive!

    But wait, there’s more! These clouds ain’t just for show, oh no. They’re also rainmakers for all you farmers out there. Need some water for your crops? Just look up and watch those clouds do their thang!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, just think about all the cool backdrops you can get for your screenshots! Those clouds will make your builds look even more epic than they already are.

    Oh, and did I mention they provide shade for when it’s super hot outside? Yeah, clouds are like nature’s own air conditioner, keeping you cool while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the magic of clouds in Minecraft like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 63 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Chimeras Created: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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