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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied: 154 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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