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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Buildings Constructed: 34

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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