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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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