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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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