Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Animals Bred:	155
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	268114	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

hc.hollowcraft.online:25568

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

mvplay.minehost.pro:25644

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Votes:	7438	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

CyberrMC.com

Spadikam Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to Spadikam Anarchy, a Minecraft realm where chaos reigns supreme. In this lawless expanse, players sculpt their destiny amidst towering fortresses and clandestine hideouts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form strategic alliances, and let your creativity run wild in this anarchic landscape. In Spadikam, every block laid is a brushstroke in the masterpiece of unregulated imagination.

spadikam.zapto.org:2024

Medieval Realms

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9325	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Looking for staff and Playerbase!

Hoping to grow a server of people looking to enjoy the new minecraft updates!

If interested in a staff position, please be above age of 18, and add DemonDeathAngel on Discord!

173.240.148.79:25592

SeraphimCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	142
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

*Welcome to our Catholic Minecraft Server! JOIN TODAY TO HELP BUILD THE SERVER FOUNDATION! SeraphimCraft is dedicated to creating quality experiences for everyone! Come join the blossoming community and strengthen your faith with our Scripture quote of the day! *What kind of server is SeraphimCraft? You like to play SMP? We have Multiverse with open worlds and invite-only SMP worlds as well! Enjoy the MMO experience? We have non-invasive AureliumSkills setup with very challenging progression. As well as challenging mobs with varying levels. Enjoy the city life? We have a beautiful castle city with houses and shops to rent, run and earn money! Like Mini-games and Bedwars? We got bedwars, parkour, some pvp and we are working on adding more often! Java Server IP:seraphim.apexmc.co Minecraft Version: The server currently is running on version 1.20 1. Click on the Java IP listed here and copy it: seraphim.apexmc.co 2. Open Minecraft and click the Multiplayer tab and click “Add Server”. 3. Paste the IP into the Add Server option. Click Done and join.

seraphim.apexmc.co

Earth500

Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Earth500! An all new all inclusive 1:500 towny server!

We offer a uniquely welcoming experience with a rich and creative history waiting to be added onto.

Plugins that add stuff like guns, playtime rewards, chat games and more!

A vanilla experience with just a touch. Guns, trading, wars, towny, history and more. Come feel immersed in the world of Earth500!

1.19.4 Vanilla MC java website: https://earth500.net/ discord: https://discord.gg/TKzDqmafPz ip: play.earth500.net

play.earth500.net

Nexus Anarchy

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Potions Brewed:	58	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their own adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us.

nexusanarchy.mcserver.us

Nimedios

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where adventure and friendship meet a cool SMP! Enter a world full of biomes and structures.

Our server is infused with creativity and innovation, resulting in a Survival Multiplayer experience that will exceed all your expectations. With features like claims, sethomes, crates, ranks and more, we’ve created a dynamic environment where newbies and experienced adventurers alike will feel at home.

Make your mark on the world with our extensive claims system. Protect your territory from invaders and keep your masterpieces safe. Explore the vast landscapes, build breathtaking structures and share your creations with like-minded gamers.

Sethomes allow you to quickly return to your favorite places, while crates add extra excitement to your discoveries. Earn rewards to make your adventures more intense.

Do you want to distinguish yourself? Discover our ranking system and climb to the top. Earn exclusive benefits and prove to the world what you can achieve in this vibrant digital playground.

Our community is the beating heart of the server. Build friendships, forge alliances and collaborate on projects. Our dedicated staff is always ready to assist you and ensure that your gaming experience runs smoothly.

Jump into our server and discover a world full of adventure, friendship and creativity. Build your dreams, claim your territory and become part of a growing community!

play.nimedios.nl

The Void

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Whitelist

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	140
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to The Void. An 18+ Gaming community! Recently The Void community voted on having a Minecraft server set up. Not only a server for Java Users but Bedrock users as well! As of posting this The Void team and I have worked diligently on setting up SMP server for everyone to enjoy. Now this server is in its early stages BUT that’s a good thing because we have nowhere to go but up! We will be working closely with our users to make sure we are building a server that everybody can enjoy! All suggestions are taken into account!You will have to register your Minecraft account with our discord but this can be automatic. First you try to connect to the server with TheVoid.mc.gg. you will get a message save the 4 digit code and join the discord provided. when your on look to the users side and find the Minecraft bot. you will send your 4 digit code to the Minecraft bot in a dm. BOOM! Bobs your uncle.With leaderboards, chest shops, MCMMO, and much much more you will have plenty to add to your survival on The Void server!We here at The Void not only invite you to join our WHITE LISTED Minecraft server, But to join our community! We look forward to the games!-Void

TheVoid.mc.gg

EarthCorp

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Welcome to EarthCorp, a Minecraft Geo-Poltical Simulation server set in a dystopian world where your can and will Escape Your Dystopia and find peace in a new world! Come join us at play.earthcorp.co and try out our custom mechanics and meet our inclusive playerbase!

play.earthcorp.co

ChristianMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

We are a Christian Minecraft Server and yes this is not a joke. We are an SMP server with an economy and land claim plugins. You do not have to be a Christian to join we accept all. Our server is Christ centered always seeking and trying our best to be Christ like. If you have any questions feel free to join the discord and hit me up 🙂

christianmc.apexmc.co:25672

BlazeCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1906
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Animals Bred:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

FREE DONOR RANKS FOR THE FIRST PEOPLE TO JOIN WHEN THE OWNER IS ONLINE!! Supports 1.8x-1.20.2 Welcome to BlazeCraft! We are a new server looking to build a community of players. We offer many different things such as factions, custom enchantments, shop, a money system etc. We still have many things to work on but the server is fully playable. The first few people to join will get free kits and items if the owner is on!

blazefactions.mc.gg

Luna Craft

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

A server that pleases all. Currently in Development and newly released but a fun server tight community and good staff and constant updates.

Luna-Craft.Online

KaianVea

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	422	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2940	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2789

*After a thousand years, the scars of the rage of the Dark Wizard are finally healed. Kaian Castle is a distant memory, its foundations rubble in a faraway land. *

Meet a brand-new RPG server filled with tons of adventure and lore! Take quests, explore the vast, beautiful, custom-made worlds of Sovoria, Tevi, Kokorovos, Artesia, and Vea, and champion bosses while upgrading and crafting new, exciting weapons and armor!

Intricate, fun Quests 150+ NPCs actual lore 5 worlds, including Quest worlds and a Survival world with claims! Dynmap 11 Boss Battles

kaianvea.net