Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Kratos Minecraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Buildings Constructed:	33	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	67	Void Armor Forged:	23
Secret Passages Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

A server focused solely on having fun and hanging out. Join the Facebook group for all notifications of in game events and make some real life friends! The server is very informal and we focus on letting everyone just do their own thing.

kratosminecraft.strangled.net

Givmehdiamonds Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchantments Applied:	127	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

IP: mc.givmehdiamonds.com Teamspeak: ts.givmehdiamonds.com

mc.givmehdiamonds.com

AsiaCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14

Asia-Craft

Here are some quick facts about us!

High End CPU and RAM which = No Lag! 150 Slots! Over 38 plugins! PvP Challenges and events weekly!

mc.asia-craft.net

Craftsylvania

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ores Mined:	7394
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Farms Harvested:	245
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Buildings Constructed:	19	Runes Activated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

**Description:** Craftsylvania is a semi-vanilla server (vanilla + claims)

**Features:**

– just plain old minecraft with the protection of claims! – awesome 6 year old community of friendly players

**Rules:**

– no hacked clients – no griefing

craftsylvania.g.nfoservers.com

Crafteemc

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Active server since June 2011! Server IP: crafteemc.com Server Website: http://www.crafteemc.com

Craftee Survival Minecraft Server. Running Bukkit.

Dedicated server and internet connection. Active group of players Helpful admin Awesome gameplay

crafteemc.com

MineSworn Community

Factions, MCMMO

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	369030
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Minesworn Legacy An Expanse community

Established 2011

We are a survival gaming community who place value on friendships and inclusion.

under construction

server.minesworn.com

Mollyverse

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Vote for // FREE FLY ABILITY \ // FREE RANK \ NEW ===>// SKYBLOCK \ ********** [NOTEBLOCK MIDI MUSIC] [SURVIVAL] [ECONOMY] [PVP] [PARKOUR] [SPAWN PLOTS] [CHEST SHOP] [UNLIMITED LAND PROTECTION] [SHOW MOB HEALTH] [DEATH CONTROL]

********** [NO LAG] [NO GRIEF] [NO SPAM]

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mc.Molly.com

HC Server

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	449192	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Come join us we are 24/7, !!NO Whitelist!! currently running 1.7 – 1.12.2!

Custom Plugins, 100% Lag Free, No Whitelist, 99.9% Uptime, Awesome/Friendly Users and Staff! Much Much More!!

Survival | Parkour | More Coming Soon!

Unique users joining for the 1st time will spawn in the Hub/Gateway server and from there you can select the kind of game style you want to play!

HC Server is a community that has been around since 2011. We offer players several different servers such as Creative, Parkour, Survival, and a mix between Creative and Survival that we call Sandbox. More are on the way, as well!

Our main aim is to provide the best gaming experience to each and every one of its user and that is the reason why we have Moderators and Admins and a Discord server where you can get help with any issues or problems you have.

mc.hcserver.com

JimoMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

We define a community as a group of people who come together to have fun, create memories, and gain friendships. At JimoMC you will find our community is more like a family.

→ Survival/Factions: 1.20.4 – Quests – Custom Bosses – Towns – Balanced Economy – Jobs… and much more!

→ Recently updated to 1.20.4

→ Creative 1.20.4: 200×200 plots – Free WorldEdit – Free JimoMC – Builder’s Utilities, goPaint, cs build commands… and much more!

→ Skyblock 1.20.4: Now open, quests, mob arena, and much more.

→ Dedicated OVH server → Anti: Cheat | X-ray | Bot system!

Server IP: play.jimomc.com Web site https://jimovpn.ovh/

play.jimomc.com

Ember Network

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Ember Network Is A New Minecraft Server That Offers Some Of The Most Unique Experiences, We Offer Two Main Gamemodes, Origin Mod Gemsteal (Incomplete-Releasing Soon) The Minecraft Version That You Need To Play On Our Server Is 1.18.2 Join For An Awesome And Unique Experience!

play.embersmp.com

Hollowcraft

Creative, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server! We started this server with the goal of creating a fun and friendly community for players to enjoy. Our dedicated team of staff members works hard to ensure that everyone has a positive experience while playing on our server. At our server, you’ll find a variety of game modes, events, and activities to participate in. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, there’s something here for everyone. Join us today and become a part of our growing community!

hc.hollowcraft.online:25568

MVPLAY

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5364
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Join MVPLAY! We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day! Our community is beautiful that we have created little by little! Join and have the most fun with us!

mvplay.minehost.pro:25644

CyberMC

Creative, Cross-Play, LifeSteal

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

CYBERMC:

OPEN BETA

PVP

LIFESTEAL LifeSteal-Dupe

MORE GAMEMODES COMING SOON

JOIN NOW FOR EPIC FUN

CyberrMC.com

Spadikam Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Welcome to Spadikam Anarchy, a Minecraft realm where chaos reigns supreme. In this lawless expanse, players sculpt their destiny amidst towering fortresses and clandestine hideouts. Engage in intense PvP battles, form strategic alliances, and let your creativity run wild in this anarchic landscape. In Spadikam, every block laid is a brushstroke in the masterpiece of unregulated imagination.

spadikam.zapto.org:2024

Medieval Realms

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Looking for staff and Playerbase!

Hoping to grow a server of people looking to enjoy the new minecraft updates!

If interested in a staff position, please be above age of 18, and add DemonDeathAngel on Discord!

173.240.148.79:25592