Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

plasmodia.org

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

emopia.se

Kragmc

Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7811
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

kragmc.vyxterhost.net:25608

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Emeralds Found:	8579	Enchantments Applied:	231
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

hostilemc.vurig.host

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Vampiricclassic.playwn.co:25583

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	35	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

play.crafterscove.fun

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Falling into the Void:	2
Mines Excavated:	1629	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	235594	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9514	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

play.thenewdeck.com

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	119	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dimension Hops:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

play.oblivionprison.com

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

play.primalminecraft.com

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1257	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Votes:	8200
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

org.vexedmc.com

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

mc.bcraft.com.br

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	New Chunks Explored:	970969
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6015
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

eur-ugc.hopto.org

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

marscraft.org

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Farms Harvested:	658	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchantments Applied:	228	Ores Mined:	6973
Crops Grown:	6112	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

redemoby.com