Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3954
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	290
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4524
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ores Mined:	7803	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Enchantments Applied:	74	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	1906

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4255	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Villages Defended:	14

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	107	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Potions Brewed:	70	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Towns Built:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	284	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Towns Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com