BritCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide!

#britishartist, #britishculture, #britishguitarist, #britishmusic, #classicalguitar, #classicalmusician, #guitarvirtuoso, #julianbream, #musicianlife, #musiclegend, BritCraft, collide, CREEPERS, crumpets, tea

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic eagle. They soared through the skies, raining down diamonds on all the peasants below. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who will trade you rare items for a belly rub. Plus, every full moon, the legendary Julian Bream emerges from the depths of the ocean to serenade players with his enchanting lute skills. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Love Letters Sent:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Undead Armies Raised:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Star Shards Collected:	140	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	220
Zombie Dances:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	9478
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Buildings Constructed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Enchantments Applied:	127	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Towns Built:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	438170	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!