BritBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, America, AMERICANS, BritBanter, British women, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, fetish, Guilt, Humiliation, Insecurity, kink, Minecraft, power dynamics, Psychological, Roleplay, Server, sexual arousal, shame, Submission, taboo, Therapy, Turned On

Are you a fan of British banter and American roasting? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious insults and outrageous jokes as British women tear apart America and Americans. It’s so funny, you might just find yourself getting turned on (don’t worry, it’s totally normal…we think). So come join the fun and see if you can handle the heat in this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Animals Bred:	37	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Mines Excavated:	1647	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	7364
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ores Mined:	1105	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Emeralds Found:	2728	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	188
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1924
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mines Excavated:	1999
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Spears Created:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.