Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Chimeras Created: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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