BridalBlunderCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to conform to the bride’s ridiculous demands? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no bridezilla drama here, just pure fun and chaos.

Join our server where the only dress code is your creativity! No need to worry about matching dresses and uncomfortable shoes, just build to your heart’s content without any restrictions.

Forget about acne scars and postpartum bodies, on our server, everyone is beautiful just the way they are. Embrace your uniqueness and let your creativity shine through in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to wedding dress codes and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with bridezilla drama.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	203	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Animals Bred:	128
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4956
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7413
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

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Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Fake Polls Minecraft Server

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Tired of boring old servers where the polls are faker than a diamond hoe? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the admins hold dance parties every night. And don’t even get us started on the epic treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots. So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Villages Defended:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	3208
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyMind

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Do you ever wonder why cows in Minecraft can’t fly? Well, on our server, we have flying cows! That’s right, these majestic creatures soar through the skies, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows behind them. Join us and witness the miracle of flying cows for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience something truly wild and wacky, come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockBucksMC – Where even the banks are getting fined!

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u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the admins are actually money-laundering masterminds? well, join our server where we finesse $3 billion like it’s no big deal. we got secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and emeralds, and if u join now, u can be part of our historic money-laundering operation. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s making headlines like this? join now and be part of the chaos and craziness. let’s get that bread, gamers!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	205
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.