so, like, this server is, like, totally bananas, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got Malaysian Prime Minister Anwar playing with us, and he’s all like, “We have sent a request to join the BRICS” and we’re all like, woah, that’s so cool, dude.

come join us and be part of this epic adventure where we build crazy stuff and have epic battles with giant chickens and flying pigs.

plus, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of ninja turtles.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky Minecraft world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Endless Night Skies: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Magic Items Found: 8883
Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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