Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
Players Killed by Monsters: 3089 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 9482
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Animals Bred: 126
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Emeralds Found: 7665 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 400

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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