Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
Falling into the Void: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Madness

    Pixelated Love Triangle: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to the most ridiculously entertaining Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a Minecraft world far, far away, there was a group of players who stumbled upon a mysterious portal. Little did they know, this portal would transport them to a realm where cuckoldry reigns supreme. But fear not, brave adventurer, for in this realm, you will battle it out in epic royale fashion to claim the title of the ultimate cuckoo king or queen!

    Join VCR today and experience mind-blowing battles, outrageous challenges, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, our server is equipped with the latest virtual reality technology that will transport you into a world like no other.

    So what are you waiting for? Join VCR: Virtual CuckoIdry Royale today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Dimension Hops: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Notification Nation: Where the Creeper Alerts Are Always On Point

    Notification Nation: Where the Creeper Alerts Are Always On Point

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never forget where you’ve been because we have the memory of a goldfish! Seriously, this place is like a black hole for your brain, but in a totally fun way.

    Join us for the most chaotic and unforgettable gaming experience of your life. You’ll be so lost in the madness that you’ll forget what day it is, let alone what threads you’ve posted in. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the depths of your own confusion.

    So what are you waiting for? Come get lost in the abyss with us and never worry about remembering anything ever again!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Mussolini’s Minecraft Madness

    Mussolini’s Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees of all Minecraft servers! Join us and experience the glory of building a castle made entirely out of cheese blocks while riding a pig wearing sunglasses.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself what Mussolini really meant by all this madness!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Chimeras Created: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft Tekken Madness

    Blocky Brawlers – Minecraft Tekken Madness
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and embark on a journey filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges. Build your own empire, conquer mighty dragons, and even ride unicorns! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so LEGENDARY that even the characters from Tekken 8 have decided to make a pit stop here! That’s right, you can challenge Heihachi Mishima to a build-off or take on Kazuya Mishima in a mining competition. The possibilities are endless!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this WILD world of Minecraft madness and let your imagination run WILD! Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!

    Crafty Butt Pirates: No GF, No Problem!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorn riding, dragon slaying, and bacon-eating contests.

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most ridiculous ways possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ZombieCraft: Apocalypse LOL

    ZombieCraft: Apocalypse LOL

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of apocalypse zero! Join us if you’re ready to face off against hordes of zombie pigmen, giant spiders, and maybe even a rogue Ender Dragon or two.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers who were guarding a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who possess these apples gain the power to fly and shoot lasers from their eyes!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Disco Sheep, a rare breed of sheep that can break out into a dance party at any moment. Join us and witness the spectacle of sheep doing the moonwalk while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of apocalypse zero for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the land and ride off into the sunset on a flying pig!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 385681 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Villages Defended: 12
    Crops Grown: 8642 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

    Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

    Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

    NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

    So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9611 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

    WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

    Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

    So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

    But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Dimension Hops: 0
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

    Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

    Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

    Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

    Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

    Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

    In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

    Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

    Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

    Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

    Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

    Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

    Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
    Emeralds Found: 1443 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MommyIssuesCraft

    MommyIssuesCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

    Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

    So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

    Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fairwhich is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4536
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Void Gems Collected: 33
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

    Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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