Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers have been trained to do the Macarena and the zombies have a strict dress code of Hawaiian shirts and flip flops. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world with their killer dance moves. Don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a squad of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of zombies breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Meteorites Collected: 0
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Mythical Swords Crafted: 81 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Kike Rats

    Crafty Kike Rats

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

    Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

    Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Towns Built: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac

    HappyCraft: Where even creepers are on Prozac
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so amazing that if you take SSRl now, at 7pm, you won’t be able to sleep because you’ll be too busy having fun building and exploring! – But wait, there’s more! If you skip playing until morning, you will feel absolutely TERRIFIC because our server is just that awesome. – Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey. – We have a secret hidden treasure on the server that is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to claim the loot. – And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a magical unicorn roaming the lands, granting wishes and spreading joy to all who encounter it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 235 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks

    AnimeCraft: The Future of Blocks
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have anime-themed builds that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a giant mecha through a pixelated city? We got you covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret cat army that will help you conquer the virtual world. Need a pet creeper that won’t explode? We have those too.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the weird and wonderful world of our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Divine Spears Created: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • WienerCraft

    WienerCraft
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in all of Germany! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing lederhosen. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some serious moves to techno music, and it was a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in dance-offs to win rare diamond armor. Trust me, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled Nether tunnel. It’s like Space Mountain, but with more explosions.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this WUNDERBAR adventure and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Villages Defended: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition

    Vtuber Love Story: Minecraft Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the epic love story of the Romeo and Juliet of vtubing! Join us and witness the drama unfold as two virtual YouTubers navigate their way through obstacles and mobs to be together.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you can also ride llamas into battle, fight dragons with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cake. Our community is filled with friendly pandas and mischievous foxes who are always up for a good time.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find your own virtual love story along the way.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!

    CraftyThreads – Where even ‘thread 36’ can’t unravel our epic adventures!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and even a unicorn! Yes, you heard that right, a real-life unicorn in Minecraft! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and win enchanted prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79
    Runes Activated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • 20 Days of Minecraft Madness

    20 Days of Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cutest redhead girls can’t resist the temptation to join!

    Join us for over 20 days of non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs a freckled-faced college crush when you can build your own empire in our virtual world?

    Our server is so lit that even ghosts can’t resist haunting our pixelated lands. Maybe that cute redhead girl is too busy battling zombies and creepers to text you back!

    So come on, join us and show that redhead girl what she’s missing out on. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s minecraft and chill together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!

    ShonenCraft: Where Creeper meets Ninja in epic battles!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the future of shonen anime is in safe hands…literally! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a magical portal that transported them to a world where all their favorite shonen anime characters came to life. Imagine battling it out with Goku from Dragon Ball Z or teaming up with Naruto from Naruto to take down evil mobs. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful LOLZ you’ll ever encounter. From exploding chickens to rainbow-colored creepers, you’ll never know what to expect next.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become a part of something truly EPIC. The future of shonen awaits!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky McBlockface

    Blocky McBlockface
    , I’m the captain now of this EPIC Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no! We also have a secret underground base where players can ride on unicorns and battle dragons with lightsabers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Paradise Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: Paradise Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where living in Nicaragua or Costa Rica is better than living in France! Why, you ask? Well, on our server, you can surf on lava instead of water, ride llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Pig that poops out golden apples, and the Chicken Army that will follow you around and protect you from any danger.

    So why live in France when you can join our crazy, wacky, and totally INSANE Minecraft server? Sign up now and start your adventure today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Fuwawa’s Ruffian-Proof Minecraft Server: ‘HOEH??!!’

    Fuwawa’s Ruffian-Proof Minecraft Server: ‘HOEH??!!’

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where anything is possible! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments.

    Ever wanted to see a GIGANTIC chicken try to fit inside a player’s character? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our players are always coming up with the most outrageous challenges and stunts, making every day a new and exciting experience.

    And don’t worry, if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation like the one mentioned above, our community of RUFFIANS will always have your back. They’re always ready to lend a hand or a sword, whatever the situation calls for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ShockCraft: Where Creepers are the New Cyborgs

    ShockCraft: Where Creepers are the New Cyborgs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Imagine a world where creepers ride on the backs of pigs, zombies break out into dance parties, and Endermen wear top hats and monocles. That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll find on THIS server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes, ride on the back of a flying llama, and even participate in a potato sack race with the villagers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Crackers Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Crackers Minecraft Madness

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we banish all talk of race and embrace the true essence of gaming – building, exploring, and having a blast!

    Join us for a world where the only color that matters is the color of the blocks you’re placing. No more boring discussions about race, just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Imagine a place where you can escape from the real world and dive into a realm of creativity and adventure. That’s what our server offers – a safe haven from all the societal noise.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment or discrimination. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in a world where race doesn’t even cross our minds!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty Scrolls: Elder LOLs Edition

    Crafty Scrolls: Elder LOLs Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mods, modding guides, and FAQs that will blow your mind. Found a problem? Have a suggestion? Hit us up using the “Contact” button at the top right of the site, because we actually care about your feedback (unlike your ex).

    Our server is so lit, we even have an SKSE AE Update tracker to keep you in the loop with all the latest updates. And don’t even get us started on our characters – they’re so cool, they have their own stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your existence.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Lore and Lore Accessories section to immerse yourself in a world of knowledge and history. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got character sheet workdocs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Join us on this crazy journey and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic loot to show for it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Animals Bred: 168
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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