So, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, bro. You gotta join cuz we got, like, diamonds falling from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. For real, one time a player found a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake. And get this, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter everywhere. Plus, if you leave a tip before joining, it’s not really a tip, it’s a bribe to make sure you have the most epic time ever. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Towns Built: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 New Chunks Explored: 95030
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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