LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT HONEYTRAPPED IRISH POLITICIANS SPYING FOR RUSSIA DURING THE BREXIT SAGA!

WE GOT DIAMONDS BIGGER THAN THE POTATOES IN IRELAND, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE POLITICAL SCANDALS!

BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET SPY BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW MINECRAFT SPIES!

JOIN US NOW FOR A FUN AND CHAOTIC TIME THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT POLITICS AND MINECRAFT!

ALSO, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY. DON’T MISS OUT!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
Treasure Maps Found: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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