lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Runes Activated: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

    Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

    Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

    The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!
    Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Runes Activated: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

    Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

    But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Zombie Dances: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

    But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4468 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

    Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

    So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

    Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

    GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

    Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

    Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Animals Bred: 26
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

    Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

    Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

    So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Farms Harvested: 448 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Alien Abductions: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!

    TomboyCraft: Where badass chicks rule the blocky world!
    Are you tired of boring, basic female characters in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where tomboys reign supreme! Why settle for princesses and damsels in distress when you can join a community of fierce, independent tomboys who know how to hold their own in a fight?

    Join us and experience a world where tomboys are the ultimate warriors, dominating every battle with their unmatched strength and agility. From building epic fortresses to taking down mobs with ease, our tomboy players are always up for a challenge.

    But that’s not all – on our server, tomboys also have the best fashion sense. Forget frilly dresses and sparkly accessories, our tomboys rock badass armor and stylish combat boots. Who says you can’t slay monsters and look fabulous at the same time?

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner tomboy and show the world what you’re made of, join our server today. Trust us, once you go tomboy, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’

    Pixel Purgatory: ‘Do I pass?’
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! Join us now and experience the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly epic. So, do I pass? Oh, you bet your diamond sword you do!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Star Shards Collected: 218
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server

    Tourist Trap: White Tourists Beware in Japanese Subway Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of getting lost in the confusing maze of Japanese subway stations? Do you constantly find yourself accidentally ending up in the wrong city? Well, fear not my fellow white tourists, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through intricate subway systems without the risk of missing your stop and ending up in a completely different prefecture. Our virtual subway stations are filled with helpful signs, friendly NPCs, and even a secret warp zone that takes you straight to your destination in a blink of an eye.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden underground city where the locals are actually friendly and don’t judge you for being a lost tourist. Explore the bustling streets, visit the quirky shops, and maybe even stumble upon a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of subway adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to getting lost in translation in the real world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Farms Harvested: 727

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!

    SharkyCraft: Where Sharks Rule and Wives are Cute!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a cute shark wife! That’s right, not only can you mine for diamonds and build epic structures, but you can also swim with your adorable shark spouse who loves to cuddle and play fetch with seaweed.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and rain bacon down upon you as you climb to the top. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the mystical Unicorn Valley, where rainbow-colored horses roam free and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have with your shark wife by your side.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even Your Mom Thinks You’re Cool
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a castle made entirely out of TNT.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

    So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?)

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server

    Hindu Invaders LOLz – /shit/ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we discuss the most pressing issue of Indian Immigration! Join us and become a part of the chaos as we debate who is truly Indian based on their hand posting abilities. Don’t worry, if you support India but refuse to post your hand, you’ll automatically be deemed Indian with no way out. It’s not because you’re too white or have nothing to prove, it’s just because your name is now officially Rakesh. And if that wasn’t wild enough, get ready for some intense political discussions and maybe even a few trannies thrown in for good measure. Come join us on this rollercoaster of a server, where anything goes and nothing is off limits!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 292 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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