lol this server is like the original brexiteer of minecraft servers, we strike back at all the haters like nigel farage. come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling. we have so many crazy stories to tell, like the time we built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as our lord and savior. or when we all dressed up as chickens and started a chicken revolution against the evil pigs. you never know what you’ll find on this server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored. join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 337 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

    Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

    But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

    So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

    Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7757 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Tears

    Crafty Tears
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Villages Defended: 16 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

    AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!
    Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Blocky Coomer’s Craze

    Blocky Coomer’s Craze

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

    Reasons to join:

    • Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
    • Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
    • Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

    Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

    DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!
    Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

    Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 296 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Magic Items Found: 8614
    Animals Bred: 127 Crops Grown: 6499
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 26 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

    AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise
    Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

    Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

    But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

    So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

    Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Runes Activated: 8
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2393 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

    OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

    Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Crops Grown: 9677
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • 2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

    2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

    Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

    Reasons to join our server:

    Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Emeralds Found: 9570
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

    Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7332 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

    RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

    Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

    Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

    GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Alien Abductions: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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