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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5479 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.
One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.
You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.
Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!
