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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4332 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.