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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 9771 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.