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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8087 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.