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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 9746 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4588 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.
