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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4686 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5385 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 1348 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.