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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 2462 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.