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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 4781 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4289 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 34 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.