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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4649 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 8854 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 112360 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.