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Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Potions Brewed:	194
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1191
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RoboCraft: The ‘/vn/’ Minecraft Server – Where AI Meets LOLs!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only visual novels we discuss are the ones that have been translated into English because we don’t have time for that untranslated nonsense. If you’re having trouble with your VN, just follow these simple steps: 1. Change your locale to Japanese, because that always fixes everything. 2. Actually read the Readme for once in your life. 3. Check out our handy dandy 4chan VN help guide, it’s a real lifesaver. 4. If all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL and hope for the best. 5. And of course, when in doubt, just Google it like the rest of us plebs.

But wait, there’s more! Need a novel with a specific element? We got you covered with our handy dandy vndb.org/g link. And if you’re looking for download links, we’ve got those too. Just remember to use spoiler tags when discussing plot spoilers, because we take our visual novels very seriously around here.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you find a group of people who are so dedicated to English-translated Japanese visual novels that they’ve created a whole community around it? Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock a secret level where all the characters from your favorite VNs come to life and fight to the death in an epic battle royale. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the visual novel madness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	56
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Enchantments Applied:	280
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nostalgia-Free Zone: Where Creepers are the Only Thing Sneaking Up on You

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Are you tired of living a boring life with no nostalgia to look back on? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing pigs wearing top hats. They invite you to join their secret society and before you know it, you’re embroiled in a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who roams the land causing chaos and confusion. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated menace?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start creating memories that you’ll never forget (even if you never had any nostalgia to begin with)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Saiyans: Dragon Block Super Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between Bejita and Pan as they duke it out in the ultimate showdown. Will Bejita finally redeem himself or will Pan continue to reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy Minecraft server! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a diamond sword fight between Steve and Herobrine!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	8728

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.