BreadToBrioche | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	6592
Zombie Dances:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	187

New Minecraft Servers

Imagine a world where dirt blocks are worth more than diamonds and crafting bread is considered a luxury! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we turn poor person food into rich person delicacies faster than you can say “caviar on toast!”

Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Farms Harvested:	993	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2084	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crops Grown:	6850	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Votes:	6314	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Emeralds Found:	8337	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	157	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Farms Harvested:	296
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchantments Applied:	222
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!