BreadToBrioche | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Imagine a world where dirt blocks are worth more than diamonds and crafting bread is considered a luxury! Welcome to our Minecraft server where we turn poor person food into rich person delicacies faster than you can say “caviar on toast!”

Join us as we explore the culinary wonders of the Minecraft world, where rotten flesh is the new truffle and spider eyes are the latest superfood craze. Our players have turned humble potatoes into a gourmet dish fit for a king and have even managed to make a feast out of raw fish and seaweed!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golden Carrot Challenge, where players compete to see who can gather the most golden carrots in a single day. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual trophy made entirely out of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious food adventures in Minecraft, join us on our server and prepare to feast like never before! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be dining on dirt blocks while sipping on a potion of invisibility – the possibilities are endless!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Animals Bred:	140

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	100
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	6843	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Void Gems Collected:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Animals Bred:	132	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2144	Villages Defended:	8

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ores Mined:	6392	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	8218
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	48
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8599	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5360	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Animals Bred:	120	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3423
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	8123
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!