Bread & Chips R Us

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where ancient DNA is the reason you love bread and chips! That’s right, our server is infused with ancient DNA that will make you crave carbs like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who have mastered the art of potato farming. Join them in their quest to create the world’s largest french fry!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a herd of llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to approach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that ancient DNA could lead to such delicious chaos?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Tophat

Adventure, Announcements, Arena, Battles, Boxpvp, Community, Community Events, competitive, Cross-Version Support, discord server, minecraft server, multiplayer, Prizes, PvP, Rewards, skill, strategy, Survival Games, Tournaments, Updates, Veteran

Welcome to Tophat Minecraft Server!

Join our vibrant community and experience thrilling gameplay in a unique BoxPvP environment! Whether you’re a veteran combatant or just starting your adventure, Tophat offers a dynamic arena where strategy and skill come together for epic battles.

Features: – BoxPvP Arena: Engage in fast-paced, action-packed matches where only the best emerge victorious.

– Tournaments: Participate in exciting tournaments with fantastic prizes and prove your worth against the best players.

– Community Events: Join in on our fun community events for a chance to win exclusive rewards and meet fellow players.

– Cross-Version Support: Play seamlessly across versions 1.8x-1.21x (with 1.20.1 as the main version).

Connect now at tophat.mysrv.us and become part of the Tophat members! Join our Discord server for the latest updates, announcements, and others

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	334
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Animals Bred:	73
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

KickOutCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mines Excavated:	1938
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	466	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Communication, computer technology, electricity, global economy, Impact, Industrial Revolution, innovation, internet, invention, medical advancements, Minecraft, printing press, RedstoneRevolution, renewable energy, scientific discoveries, smp, social media, society, space exploration, Technology, Transportation, world-changing

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Buildings Constructed:	7
Villages Defended:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PixelPeenPraise

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

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yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mines Excavated:	2837
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Westera SMP

Adventure, authentic, competitive, cowboys, Cross-Play, Economy, Friends, Frontier, HAT, Horses, Immersive, MCMMO, Mechanics, Pioneers, PvE, PvP, Saloon, Survival, Vanilla, Western, wild west, Wilderness

Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1957
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Meteorites Collected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

1.16.5, 1.16.X, 1.20.X, Anarchy, Auto-mine, Best anti-cheat server, Cases, donation, friendly players, fun players, Griefersky, Griefing, Jobs, Large Online, minecraft server, No Lags, Private plugins, Shop, sky pvp, smartphone games, Starter Kit, Survival, Unique Plugins, Weak PCs

WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	680229	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

Challenging, claimed chunks, Community, Craft, CREEPERS, Docks, force loaded chunks, gameplay, Gaming, GregTech, griefing prevention, immersive experience, LAUGH, Minecraft, Modded, modded server, Modpack, new players, playstyles, Ready, Realistic, Server, sloops, smp, sneaky, terrafirmacraft, trading hall, v1.20.1, watch

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TerraFirmaGreg
Modpack	TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
Claimed Chunks	50 per player
Force Loaded Chunks	3 per player
Discord	https://ds.leafxp.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is the modpack for this server?

The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

3. Is the server up 24/7?

Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

best country, Crafty, culture, Democracy, Development, Diversity, Economy, education, Environment, equality, geography, Healthcare, History, Infrastructure, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Nations, opinion, Politics, Server, society, tourism, travel, world

Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

character agency, Character development, cultural impact, Diversity, Female Characters, female empowerment, female gamers, games, gaming industry, gender representation, Gender Roles, Girls, Little Girls, Minecraft, narrative design, Player Demographics, Protagonists, representation in media, smp, social norms, Stereotypes, storytelling, video games

Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

BrokeCraft, childhood experiences, childhood memories, childhood poverty, class differences, disadvantaged backgrounds, economic challenges, economic disadvantages, financial hardships, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggles, Hardships, lack of resources, POVERTY, real, social class, social inequality, social mobility, societal barriers, societal perceptions, socioeconomic status, Struggle

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	1778	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.