Bread & Chips R Us | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9714	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Towns Built:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AwkwardCraft

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Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RLfactions

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RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

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Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8688
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	285947
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2589	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

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Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Farms Harvested:	658	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Zombie Dances:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Burnout Block Party

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so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo. we got all da crazy stuff u never knew u needed in minecraft. we got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese.

if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.

we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Xvxr

#youtube, Active, Active owner, box server, Community, community-driven, content creators, Cross-Play, Free Items, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Giveaways, media creators, Minecraft, multiplayer, Not P2W, ONLINE, Server, Streamers, Youtubers

GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Block Ops Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as Hitler’s false flag attacks? Look no further! Our server is so outlandish, even the Nazis would be impressed.

Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.

Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.

With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchantments Applied:	182
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	6