Are you tired of being surrounded by pesky Brazilian players on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can unleash your inner heemer and take them all out in one fell swoop! Join us and show those Brazilians who’s boss in the ultimate heeming showdown. But be warned, they won’t go down without a fight! So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and get ready to heem like never before on our epic Minecraft server. Join now and be part of the heeming revolution!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
Magic Crystals Found: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
Magic Items Found: 3194 Infernal Machines Built: 0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 68
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1282 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mines Excavated: 3592
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 180 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Buildings Constructed: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 59 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

    Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

    Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

    But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149 Farms Harvested: 195
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!

    Pixel Pals: Where Palestine Doesn’t Exist!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have NO SUCH THING AS PALESTINE!!! That’s right, you heard it here first folks! We don’t follow the rules of reality, we make our own rules here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have Christ haters, false Christians, and Americans exalting Israel and Jews all in one place! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you. Our server is like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.

    Join now and witness the drama unfold! Who knows, you might even get banned for being “totally lost” like some of our other players. It’s all part of the fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Farms Harvested: 582 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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