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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1144 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 3977 | Votes: | 8316 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)