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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 633 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)