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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 5049 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PIGS CAN FLY, LITERALLY. THEY GREW WINGS AFTER EATING SOME MYSTERIOUS CARROTS FROM THE END. AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR TALKING SHEEP. THEY’VE GOT SOME JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT THE VILLAGERS.
SO, WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER. WHERE ELSE CAN YOU RIDE A DRAGON INTO BATTLE WHILE WEARING A DIAMOND BIKINI? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, NOWHERE ELSE.
COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NEVER BEFORE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. (UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)