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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 4997 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
So, like, you know how birds are always like “tweet tweet” and stuff? Well, turns out they’ve been spreading this crazy bird flu that’s making mammals go all loopy! But, like, don’t worry, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got a secret potion that protects you from all that bird flu madness.
Join us and you’ll be able to build the most epic bird-proof fortress ever! And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even find a secret underground lair where the birds are planning their next attack. But, like, don’t worry, we’ve got your back.
Plus, on our server, you can ride giant flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, man. So come join us and let’s show those birds who’s boss!
