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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5442 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 39 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.
so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!
