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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9433 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret power of turning into a block of cheese whenever you want. who wouldn’t want that kind of power, amirite?
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is actually a time-traveling unicorn who can grant you wishes? yeah, true story. i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against giant spiders every day.
so, like, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on all the wackiness and epicness. come join us and let’s make some magical memories together. unicorns and cheese blocks await you!