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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2014 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 8311 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?
on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.
join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!
